hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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