Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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