Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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