it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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