what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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