tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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