Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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