My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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