i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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