I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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