YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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