we have officially lost it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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