there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Found the puke drawer
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
