This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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