When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
too bad you live with your parents still
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I forget how to act sober
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