It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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