so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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