we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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