lets start a swedish sibling band together
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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