I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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