i think my tv is drunk
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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