Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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