Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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