so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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