New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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