We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Randomize
