let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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