That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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