Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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