She announced her abortion via fbk
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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