omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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