So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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