Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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