I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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