Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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