My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You are the jesus of drinking
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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