do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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