"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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