Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team