You're earring is so big in my mouth
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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