I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many