How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I want her autograph on my taint
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
