How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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