found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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