Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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