a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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