I didn't shave. On purpose
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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