24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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