i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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