Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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