Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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