shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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