I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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