In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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