I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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