Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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