he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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