this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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